How to tell a persons attitude etc, by there farting habits!

                        People Definitions


 1.  Vain Person - One who loves the smell of his own farts

 2.  Amiable Person - One who loves the smell of other peoples farts.

 3.  Proud Person - One who thinks his farts are exceptionally pleasant.

 4.  Shy Person - One who releases silent farts & blushes.

 5.  Impudent Person - One who farts out loud and laughs.

 6.   Scientific  Person - One who farts regularly, but is concerned with
                           pollution

 7.   Unfortunate  Person  - One who tries awfully hard to fart but shits
                             instead.

 8.  Nervous Person - One who stops in the middle of farts.

 9.  Honest Person - One who admits he's farted but offers a good medical
                     reason.

10.  Dishonest Person - One who farts and blames the dog.

11.  Foolish Person - One who suppresses a fart for hours.

12.  Thrifty Person - One who always has farts in reserve.

13.   Anti-Social  Person - One who excuses himself and farts in complete
                            privacy.

14.  Strategic Person - One who conceals his farts with loud laughter.

15.   Sadistic  Person - One who farts in bed then fluffs the covers over
                         his bedmate.

16.   Intellectual  Person  -  One  who  can  determine  the smell of his
                               neighbours fart.

17.  Athletic Person - One who farts at the slightest exertion.

18.  Miserable Person - One who truly enjoys a good fart, but can't.

19.  Sensitive Person - One who farts and then starts to cry.

20.  Childish Person - One who farts in the bath, then bursts the bubbles
                       with his toes.

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